Halloween Jokes & Gags

Q. What horse only comes out at Halloween..? > A Nightmare !

Q. What did the first casket say to the second..? > Is that you Coffin ?

Q. What is a monster's favourite song..? > Ghouls just want to have fun !

Q. What is a vampire's least favourite food..? > A steak !

Q. Why do witches fly on brooms....? > because vacuum cleaners are too heavy !

Q. What coffee do vampires drink....? > De-Coffin-Ated

Q. What tie would a ghost wear....? > A Boo-Tie

Q. What do you call a skelton who won't get out of bed....? > Lazy bones !

Q. What do you call a group of witches living together....? > Broom-mates !

Q. What is the vampire's favorite song....? > Another one bites the dust !

Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road..? > Because he had not Guts !

Q. How do witches keep their hair in place when flying..? > Scare-spray !

Q. How do monsters tell their fortunes.? > They read their Horrorscopes !

Q. What does daddy ghost say to the kiddy ghosts when they are driving..? > Fasten your Sheet-Belts !